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my 2 roommates and so far I am already favoring miss Javonne tbh..first impressions I tell ya

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rumour:

A look! Jk im just going to mcdonalds

dogs99999:

My friends are crowded around an iPad watching funny videos on YouTube and I’m feeling very disconnected. I don’t like watching funny videos with people I also don’t laugh at loud at videos like they do I’m just like “oh that’s funny” in my head!!!!!!!!!! Hello I just want to go to the liquor store


Martin Bauendahl

Martin Bauendahl

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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

Anonymous asks: This is my story. One time my asian neighbours came round and saw my ornamental guitar. They asked, 'do you play?' I said yea, but i'm kinda shy with it. So they said ok. Next few times i heard them passing my door back and forthin, i blasted youtube clips of acoustic guitar experts so they'd think i could play real good. I found out they'd nicknamed me 'guitar guy'. In reality, i can't play a note. I'm usually too lazy to do anything other than masturbate over the thought of girls asses.

oh okay

I rule

alaisiagae:

Ruby Rose is the ideal I am so in love

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breathtaking

breathtaking

I am turning my coworker into a meme

picnic and sunset